List of things you never want to hear a ---- say

03-23-2006, 03:31 PM

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List of things you never want to hear a ---- say

List of things you never want to hear a doctor say while operating on you:

1. oops.

2. Where do I put this?

3. I think it's on the floor.

4. This reminds me of the time I visited a butcher's shop!

5. Gross! It's spurting everywhere!

6. We'll put it back in after lunch.

03-23-2006, 03:34 PM

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list of things you never want to hear bungie say

its cancled

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03-23-2006, 03:36 PM

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things u never what to hear ur gf say

1.we need to talk

2.i thikn u r a great guy

3.what do u think(how does a guy answer to that)
4. tell me the truth(just tell her what she wants to hear)

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03-23-2006, 04:04 PM

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Things you never want to hear your genital surgeon say:

1. Oops. Looks like we're gonna have to take it off.
2. Let's tape this so we can show everyone in the office!
3. This seems so Brokeback. I like it!
4. This sedative should only last until you experience an intense feeling of ecstasy.
5. It's that small? God, mine's at least *insert number here*! Wait...what do you mean it shrinks?

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03-23-2006, 04:46 PM

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List of things you never want to hear the guy sitting next to you on an airplane say:

1. Oooh...shouldn't have had that beaned burrito...

2. (to you) Hey, handsome...

3. (to the guy next to him) see? I told you we'd get it past security!

4. (to the guy next to him) Not yet! Wait till we're over Washington!

5. *Looks out window* That's strange...where'd the wing go?

03-23-2006, 10:25 PM

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Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Taxi Driver

1. I'm lost...

2. Oops...

3. Wanna see what I learned in GTA3?

4. Don't worry, it's a shortcut!

5. I'll have my license back in a month!

6. Want a sip of my beer?

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03-23-2006, 10:33 PM

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LOTYDNWA Surgeon To say:

1. Umm... Has anyone seen his gizmo - I think I lost it.
2. What the hell is that!?
3. Hey thats not supposed to move...
4. Oh... I'm gonna be sick! *vomits inside patient*
5. Ok! We're done! Oh shit... where did I leave that pack of 500 extra absorvant surgical sponges?

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03-23-2006, 10:48 PM

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Never want a doctor to say while operating

1. Ooops one of my contacts just fell in.
2. Now where did i put that heart?
3.Oh my god its getting all over my face!
4. Uh oh i droped the scalpel, Now its gotta be in here somewhere.

Never want a genital surgeon to say while operating

Oops i cut off the wrong one.

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03-23-2006, 10:52 PM

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things you dont want to hear from your friends mom (or do you)

1. How was your day (her asking moving in on you)
2. So, is my son... active?
3. What are you doing later?

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03-23-2006, 11:58 PM

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something you never want to hear your girlfriend say to you.
1. Lets just be friends
2. I have AIDS (or any other STDs)
3. Im not ready yet...
4. What do i do with it?

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