01-21-2008, 03:21 AM
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Prophet
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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roll with gay pigs from Kentucky after potatoes become intelligent and eat their own feet; master cheif looks down and says "HOLY MACKERAL, WHERE IS MY PENIS MAN!! then he did something while regurgitating jugular arteries then Cortana says "I PISS ACID WHILE MONKEYS RAPE LITTLE ETHIOPIAN CAVE MEN!" right then after arbiter threw condoms at Miranda Keyes while fucking Lord Henry in boxes of semen eaters, singing lullabys from inside abdominal pain killers that need haircuts because shakezoola loves to marry Martin luther King's mother's overweight pet llama at K-Mart's parking lot in Pakistan. Afterwards, Donald Duck shot Tartarus with your 6-inch "pencil" eraser that missed and hit Johnson square in the vagina snaggletooth underneath his "big" mouth without teeth. Then Carmen Electra's redneck brother said, "Yummy, tongues!", but then Keyes f***ed up the sudoku spokesman with his very big belly and then kicked his ass martian boobs after surgery on Master Chief's huge chicken "sword" that sings Brittany Spears songs continuously in the voice of Zimbabwe cows called Sgt. Rhumatism. The lesbian nurses with the huge eyebrows turned around, spitting mud and vaginal unmentionables in the direction of Arbiter's Brother Steven who went and unwent to timbuktwo because f#@!in' everything is a hairy sack and god is angry when those damn germans over-inflate Germany with Nazis who spray fecal MATTER over their dinner, Golden hog honked the oracle up onto In Amber Clad, where Saint Bernards chased him thinking he was a bone. Then, a huge cat shouted: "I'm homosexual and also a communist, but i also like tuna and defecating into your mama's disgusting little salt-flavoured booty." The former President of Uranus ate sugarised titties, but later George had cheese on his dog's third head decapitation until Mr. Susan, the friendly psychopath, casterated random pieces of Beyonce's big juicy unmentionables into star-shaped buns-of-steel from space and made Kryptonite non-existant nothingness. The skeletons neutered cowardly tigers using knives fashioned of plastic implants from Arbiters' gelatin "sack" of pigs. President John swam into killer-fish balls made from discarded grape's babies wearing MJOLNIR MARK VI BITCHIN' CAPS LOCK PANTIES within my celestial dentures, penalising Sangheili using cortana's sexy and erotic breasts to rub their feet. Then bangs Gravemind, while the oracle/moniter fiddles with Private porn and blows up light weighted butt that histerically fried the Ark into prawns without telekinesis. Tupac, the ODST, then pistol-whipped her ass causing rashes throughout Canada's small postal system of hydroelectrical windmills, melting she-males with magical horndogs and crapping in shit flavored Playstations. Hippos taste identical to chocolatey obese Canadians with dental dildos inserted rappidly americans humping penguins gayly. Stop posting normal British Africans drinking MILK B. I Viagra overdosing never-stopped Japanese school pregnancy tests secretly spawning idiots with bladder problems bleeding Jamaican fecal-matter. Dr. Phil retardedly told Carmen Electra to screw herself and urinate in adam west's turkey and cheese bagel. Supermodel Spongebob Squarepants lashed out at Master Bates doughnut-shaped ears upon realizing that 343 Guilty Pleasures lamps. Suddenly, Bruce Lee exploded from diabetes. Then Playboys and Playgirls came from Texas. Australia imploded when pairs of enormous Arbiter's assumptions destroyed the Imperial force equation, Meanwhile Koolaid punched the hawaiian punch guy in the pears Elite's Jimmy Hoffa ate a big roll of Cortana's data from McDonald's chicken boobs. Calanders spat sperm into chocalate weiner dogs' anal with a funnel. Then looked at the prophet of reagret and said "pencil me to Darth Vader's wife's bouncy ball, for I hit puberty and banged supermodel men." SHOUTING IM GAY!!!!" Then Alcatraz Nazis ate viagra Brute esscence quickly owning property in Czechoslavakia then went into Dr. Halsey's underwear and found a big pile of cocaine that had been stuffed up her ass crack, along with millions of enormous mutated killerbees slashing prices and having hardcore violence puppies with T-bagging aid-infected-monkeys. Raphael Fingered his mom til' she hollered to the Arbiter about how his sister did a brute shot team 10 times sucking a lolly flavoured ball of plasma because she had AIDS and cancer while Half-Jaw stole a bottle of sperm and ate it. Master Chief tried fingered Grunt but saw that Cortana's enormous vagina oozed cheese when Rtas' Vadumee snipes Donut shaped like a grunt, realizing monkeys are actually his left and right testicles. "Crap!", his asshole screamed at him! penis's are for real men, not Crocke7 though, because he likes pussy cats. Suddenly, jakook11 took a grenade and shoved it up Spooner's left pianoforte to check for dairy products. George he said to himself emoticons, then though wtf does that mean? Then MC went to earth and ate all the babies in kenya, because he knew no one would give a shit at McDonalds. Burgerking and can chucky fried chicken both get there babies from Ethiopia because they are cheaper than prostitutes from Compton. Mickey Mouse sucked a golf ball threw a garden hose at Goofy, but then Donald Duck slept with Ms. Piggy. Lawnmower mowed up Donald's pubes through a ocean of greasy grimy gopher guts. Mister Shmegma whored Disney Land's sniper castle chalk weener. George Castanza of Seinfeld dove into Mr. Roger's great pile of dog shit that smelled funny like Lord Hood had five nipples on his balls until they exploded into a million bloody bits.Then Tartarus raped your mom
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